This was supposed to be a Hammies vs Marlies post!

My Hammies/Marlies post turned into a total cluster..........uh..... something.......... yeah..... uh it just turned into a real mess. "Enjoy" trying to read it.

Pre-game stuffs for the Hammies

• Don't know how long I'll be able to focus on this game what with that other annoying game going on TV (someone insisted on putting it on so yeah....)
• Is this going to be the last game on this Oldies station? Because the music on this station really, really, really stinks. And it's not old. I listen to OLD music. Like 16th century music. That's old. This stuff on this station? It's just yucky. 
• Replays of Hammies goals from Sunday for the win! Wow. We were pretty loud on Sunday after all.
• Butbutbutbutbut Teddy you can't break Jaro's shutout record with the Hammies...... I mean you can, and you probably will (and you should!) butbutbutbut it's JARO's record =( 
• Awwww Guy, you're so mean. You wouldn't let the Hammies go shopping when they arrived in Montreal? Actually, I found that whole phrase hilarious because now I have a mental image of Hammies walking around with fifty huge shopping bags each (while trying not to get run over by cars). Hehe. Oh for crying out loud, he didn't even go see his family before the game? Sheeesh..... o_O 
• hey... are we missing Al here?

Okay.... First period aka when it all goes down hill.....

• GO CANADA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OVIE CAN WIN THE STUPID STANLEY CUP INSTEAD. 
• Wait... Hammies. Yes. Hammies. GO SQUASH THOSE MARLIES. 
• I"m sorry..I can't focus on this game. I want to. But stupid Getzlaf just scored on Nabby. The DUCKS OWN YOUR SOUL NABBY. 
• FOCUS HAMMIES. FOCUS. FOCUS. DON'T GO OFF TALKING TO YOUR RELATIVES AND SHOPPING AND SCREAMING AT STUPID NABBY. Oh wait. I'm the one yelling at Nabby. 
• Poop, Reimer can start being awful any time soon.... FAIL REIMER FAIL.  
• I can't focus on anything. I don't know what's going on in any game right now....
• COME ON HAMMEIS. 
• OMG BOYLE. You won't be talking to Nabby when you get back to San Jose!!!! 
• OMG NASH YOU OWE CAPTAIN PEACHY FOR THAT NICE PASS. 3-0 CANADA. 
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhdkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjahdakjdh random Russian guy scores. 3-1. 
• WAKE UP CANADA. WAKE UP HAMMIES. AND WAKE UP VOLTIGEURS BECAUSE YOU ARE TIED WITH THE ROCKET?!!!!!!! 
• I can't handle this. Too. Much. Excitement. WAY. TOO. MUCH. 
• Morrow! I didn't even know you existed! 4-1!

Can. Not. Handle. All. This. Hockey. RAAAAAAAAAAAAR. Let's please all settle down for the second period, okay?! And watch out for OVIE. 

SECOND PERIOD

• WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Patches scoooooooooooooooores! 1-0!
• TWERPY PERRY. THE DUCKS OWN YOUR SOUL NABBY. And Markov.. you messed up on that. Boo. 
• Hammies are on the PP now. I said. Hammies are on the PP now. 
• OKAY. This Canada/Russia game is a freaking All Star Game. There is zero defense and a thousand goals. And Puffy and Ovie have been useless. This is boring. 
• Boooo! Marlies tie it up. Hammies need to have Twerpy on their team. He just scored again. It;s like... 7-2 for Canada right now. 
• Sanford is NOT behaving like Nabby tonight. YAY! 
• RRRRRRRRRRRRYAN WHITE! Or someone! 2-1!!! YEAH. GO HAMMIES GO!
• Nooo White is going to the box. Poop. 
• Quote of the night from Twitter:  If you had heard a Sharks player would absolutely choke tonight, who would have guessed it'd be Nabokov? 

Second period intermission thing

• and breath out.... 
• Oh hi Dany Masse! 
• I think Dany is getting used to talking to Flandersdude instead of playing. I like him though. He's turning into the new Steve Gainey! 
• Oh yeah, he was a Voltigeur last year (another one who got injured in that final against Shawinigan. Sheesh, did Shawinigan try to literally kill the Voltigeurs to beat them?). Hey, feel like yelling at your ex-team to get them to beat the Rocket already?

Third period... 

• oh yeah.. stuff has been happening.... um Hammies going to the PP as are Canada because Russia can't count. 
• Hey, David... that should have been a goal, yes? Poop on you Reimer! 
• Haaaammmmiiiiiiiies! Come on! We need another goal! 
• WHAH. WHAH. Benoit just bailed out Sanford BIG TIME. 
• WHAAAAAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................... Hamilton - the player - gets a penalty shot?!! SANFORD YOU BETTER STOP THIS. 
• Whooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! He stops Hamilton!!!! 
• Canada wins! And I hate Boyle and Pronger (you jerk, back off Markov!). I want my world to go back to normal so I can cheer on Ovie and the Caps! Ovie and the Caps will win a Stanley Cup sooner rather than later. 
• MAXWEL SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES! 3-1!!!!!!!!!!! YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. GAME OVER. 
• And nobody needs to get mad! Not that anybody was going to get mad. It's not Saturday. Guy only gets super mad on Saturdays. 
• Voltigeurs WIN too! 3-1!!!

Final notes:

• Russia stunk. That's a fact. I was hoping for a lot more from Russia. Ovie needs to be super mad and come back to the NHL and beat everyone. 
• Hammies beating the Marlies is always lovely. Marlies not playing all truculent is great too. I like that. 
• Voltigeurs are on an 8 game winning streak. 
• I survived tonight!