Lalala...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Pre-game ramble
  • Skirmish of Ontario is on. Seeing Komisaurus as a Leaf and Kovy as a Sen is funny.
  • Oh looky. Caps vs Flyers. Okay. Let's watch this!
  • Remind me why Ovie and Richards can't get along? They share SO much in common. Like, Crysob hate! C'mon, you two. Get along, damnit. For the sake of the Puffles Smashing.
  • After going away to yawn, I come back to find out that the Flyers are leading tied. Ovie put on a show with that goal. Oh and Alfie scored on "The Puppy" while taking a penalty shot. Schenn was sulking majorly in the penalty box.
  • A2!!!!!! He clearly doesn't want Ovie to have all the highlight goals tonight. That was like, Ovie awesome. Can Pie have a goal now? He wants a goal...
  • ummm Richards with two more goals to put the Flyers up. Of course I say that I actually like the guy and he repays me by getting a hat trick against my Caps. Jeez, why do the Flyers work SO hard to make me hate them? Go get a hat trick against the Puffles, Mike. Seriously.
  • By the way... this Skirmish of Ontario is really boring....I'm actually watching the Twins/Tigers baseball game right now (they're playing for a spot in the playoffs).
The actual game (keeping it short 'cause it's waaay past the time that I should be sleeping)
  • We lose 4-3
  • Okay, fine, let's get this over with right now: Jaro could've done better. Knowing that he's the type of guy that needs a few games to find his groove, this doesn't surprise me, but it doesn't please me either.
  • Gomer had a beautiful goal
  • Gui! had a nice one too!
  • Turtle-Pleky can score goals like that any time. Even if it was an accident *G*
  • Poop on all of those Flames goals.
  • In the same vein... The Habs still need to learn how to clear the puck from their own zone. This is starting to cost them goals and it's not good.
  • I actually feel pretty comfortable with this loss. The guys were behaving a lot more like a team. There was some great stuff going on.
  • ... and then there was Andrei. While he looked slightly less dead, his brain is still not all there. Guhh...
  • All in all, a failnight (Caps lost too), but a positive failnight for the Habs. Now just learn to clear the bloody puck from your own zone.
Tomorrow we're going to meet a very grumpy Canucks team so this could be interesting...if I can stay awake.

Oh and... I didn't see a lot of truculence going on in Toronto. Unless you call Schenn trying to kill Michalek "truculence"... and for the records, Michalek was awarded a penalty shot which Alfie took instead annnnd... byebye Gus "the Puppy".

I have announcement to make!

I can OFFICIALLY say that I've fallen asleep through a Devils game now! It happened around 9:15 EST. I was lounging on the couch, wondering why the NHL schedule was subjecting me such a boring game, when POOF. I fell asleep.

So now I can officially cross off "Really fall a sleep during a Devils' game" off my list of things to do.

WHOO!

......

Habs are taking on the Flames tonight. Both teams are 2-0-0 (although, I think we can thank Crabby Khabby for the Flames' last victory). Except the Flames aren't losing their defensemen faster than Ovie can score on Vesa Toskala....

So what I want tonight:
  • OFFENSE! That means you, Andrei. If Sergei is really headed back to Hammie-town then it's time for you to smarten up too.
  • No getting stuck in our own zone for hours on end. That means everyone.
  • No more injuries! Give Andrei a smack upside the head if he's still sleep-skating, but other than that, leave everyone else alone. That means you, Phaneuf.
  • No more 40 + shots directed at the poor Habs goalie. That means everyone.
  • I'm sure there was other stuff but I'll leave that to Martin to lecture about.
Oh and did we mention that the game is IN Calgary? This is important because the city is a whopping TWO HOURS behind (which is not as bad as VANCOUVER but still). This means that we have to wait until NINE to watch the game. Did nobody ever tell these people that some of us have to sleep at night? Seriously! Maybe I'll pretend it's the Devils and go to sleep. ANYWAY, until the Habs game starts, I'll be debating whether I want to watch the Caps or laugh at the Skirmish of Ontario.

In other news:
  • O'Byrne will be out for 8 weeks
  • Sergei has indeed reported to Hamilton (or so says Bob and the Hamilton Bulldogs anyway)
  • I want a cast iron tea kettle. Buy me one, pwease?

*melts into a puddle of bleu, blanc et rouge blood*

Monday, February 9, 2009

You know, there was a king of France in the 15th century who thought that he was made of glass. He wouldn't let anyone touch him because he thought that he would shatter. I'm not kidding....The guy apparently actually thought that he was made of glass.

Where am I going with this? Well, I feel like the Habs are like that right now. After what I thought was a really good first period, it went all downhill from there and they shattered into a gazillion blood soaked pieces.....(that would probably be me bleeding to death here.... again....Habs fans seem to have a lot of blood to bleed these days).... I honestly didn't think that it would end with a 6-2 win for the Flames. I'm tired of coming up with reasons why it didn't work and I'm beyond tired of saying "well, it could have gone well if they hadn't gone off and died in the second and third period". I just dont know what it's going to take to get them to get their confidence back but the longer this goes on the less and less confident they're going to feel and the worse they're going to play...... There's simply no more words to describe how they've been playing so I'm just going to stop it right now..... I do have one thing to say though....

THIS WAS NOT HALAK'S FAULT. Six goals on 40 whatever shots is not exactly terrible when you think about it. Halak is NOT to blame for this latest mess. He was the freaking team tonight. So do NOT go blaming him for this.....!

The only thing I hate more than afternoon games are...

...late night games. I'm already tired and cranky, I'll be even more tired and cranky by the end of the game if it goes the sad and embarrassing way that I think it's going to go and I'll be just as tired and cranky tomorrow morning after getting no sleep.

Fun, fun, fun......

BRING ON THE FLAMES, I say!

Chelsea's through and D'Agostini rocks right now

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

First thing's first. The Blues are survived the first round of the Champions League. Yes, you would have thought that would be a given, considering they were the finalists last year and were leading in the Premier League. Well, then things changed and Chelsea went on a losing streak that was no fun at all and suddenly they got knocked out of the top spot in the Premier League and they're future in the Champions League was in danger. So it was almost do or die today for the Blues as they hosted something-that-involves-a-lot-of-letters-and-numbers Cluj. A win would gaurantee a safe passage into the next round while a tie would have been acceptable as long as Bordeaux lost to Roma. Considering how Bordeaux and Roma have been playing the Champions League, I think there was little doubt that Chelsea could have survived on a tie. But who wants to say that they went through into the next round due to the results of the other game in your group? Nobody. Especially not last year's finalists.

I didn't think that Chelsea exactly came out running. In fact I was concerned that Cluj would actually capitilize on all their chances to score. As it was, things turned out differently, starting when Chelsea pulled out the first goal in the 40th minute of the first half. Kalou took advantage of a penalty shot (is that what you call them in football? I'm so hopeless with sports terminology) that came sailing into a large crowd of players and kicked the ball into the back of the net. Absolutely beautiful. The happy feeling didn't last too long into the second half however. Cluj's Panin made a brilliant pass across the field which was headed into the back of the net by.... Kone...I think... I dunno the names of all the players. Anyway, after that goal it looked for a bit like Chelsea was going to die but then they picked things up again and Drogba netted another goal for the Blues. It looked for a while like the goal was actually kicked in by one of the Cluj defenders but a different camera angle seemed to show that Drogba did indeed hit it in. Yay! It was pretty much smooth sailing to the finish line. Chelsea could have gone to the next around anyway as Roma trounced Bordeaux just like we thought they would. Pooh.

My TV and newspaper decided to be exceptionally mean to me today because I didn't even know that Liverpool was playing until the station that was showing the Chelsea vs. Cluj game said that someone from Liverpool had scored. I wasn't too pleased with that. But the Reds (these poor English teams really need to come up with better nicknames for their teams!) ran over PSV after they woke up and decided that you can't lose to a team named PSV. I always think of TVP when I see that team. TVP is "textured vegtable protein" in case you didn't want to know. Anyway, Liverpool was already through and it was just a matter of seeing how many points they could end up with. They finished on top of their group. Yay!

Anywhoo.... The Flames are trying to run over the Habs right now and it's almost working... be back later...

Later: So much for the Habs getting run over by the Flames. Habs 4 Flames 1. I'm liking how the Habs are playing lately. I don't know what's going on but I would have to say that the addition of Matt D'Agostini has to play in there somehow. I don't know if it's how he plays or if it's just the mere fact that he's there and trying that's getting everyone going, but whatever is happening it's working so far. I really hope this whole thing continues into the new year and through to the playoffs.

Anyway....I missed most of the first half of the first period which included Lang's goal (which after seeing the replay, technically went off the skate of one of the defense dudes but whatever. A goal's a goal) but when I tuned in, I got to see the Habs looking like they were getting run over by the Flames. There's a reason why Calgary has been on a roll which included blanking the Rangers the other night, and I was seriously concerned about how the Habs would do. It seems to me that lately everytime they put Halak in nets it's because they feel like they're going to get an easy game and then they play horribly and Halak looks like an idiot. From what I saw the Flames were all over the Habs in the first period. Halak and Kiprusoff were just amazing in the first period. It didn't look like anything was going to get past Kirprusoff. That was until Matt D'Agostini got a breakaway early in the second period. He put the puck around the goalie who had come out and was lying flat on the ice, and scored. Dude, I hope this guy keeps this up because he's now got four goals in the last four games. Fantastic.

Sadly, much like the Chelsea vs Cluj game however, the happy feelings didn't last too long. Two minutes later the Habs attempt to score but the Flames pick up the puck and race down the ice. Iginla makes a nice pass to... Boyd who puts the puck over Halak's shoulder. I wasn't too pleased with that one considering how none of the Habbies seem to notice that Iginla was waiting practically behind them to be given the puck. Boo. I had then had to suffer through a pile of almost shots until Lang came to the rescue. Thanks to a pass from.. Kovalev, I think...doesn't matter too much, anyway, thanks to the pass that came as Lang was conviently standing in front of the net, he puts it over Kirprusoff and it was then 3-1. The scoring finished with a goal by Markov from the blueline in the middle of the third period. And that was practically that, despite the fact that the Flames made a really good effort to score more towards the end of the third period. Actually for most of the third period it was mostly the Habs looking good. Which was nice. The end of the game got messy when it looked like Markov tripped a Flames dude. A fight immediately ensued between a pile of people for no real reason because it wasn't like Phaneuf was hurt or anything - and people were sent off the ice. Calgary also got a penalty for "abuse of officials" which seems to me like it involved Keenan who complaining an awful lot. It didn't matter because the Flames couldn't score and Halak didn't look like an idiot at all. Yay!

The good: Habs beat the Flames who have been on.. well, fire, lately. They did a good job of keeping them from getting too many really good chances at scoring. And of course D'Agostini has been great lately. And Komisarek is still standing behind the bench as the Habs official cheerleader. You go dude!

The interesting: Minus D'Agostini's goal, the Habs goal's involved Lang, Kovalev, Markov and Tanguay. Kovalev looked good out there tonight and I think it' shouldn't be too long before he gets another goal. With Tampa Bay sitting in the bottom of the League, this should be a good opportunity for the Habs to get a pile of goals. In theory.

The bad: Higgins and Dandenault went off the ice with injuries. This is the second time in as many games that Dandenault has gone off with injuries. The last one wasn't serious and I'm really hoping that neither of them are serious this time around.

The really bad: Apparently Dandenault has suffered a broken arm. Great. He'll be sidelined for at least a few months now. I suppose Carbo will be considering calling up another defensemen-dude......No news on Higgins yet.

The sad part: Tanguay didn't score against his old team. He had a good chance in the first period but got stoned by Kiprusoff. At least he did well and his old team didn't try too hard to kill him (although Calgary did take a penalty after someone rammed Tanguay into the boards from behind).

About that powerplay.... It was actually good tonight. Well, compared to most nights anyway. They came up with a lot of good chances which were stopped by a really good Kiprusoff. Same goes for the Flames on their powerplay chances: good chances but they ultimately didn't do anything. Oh well. Tonight's really not the night to be whining about the powerplay.