Montreal Bulldogs for the win!

Wasn't at all in the right frame of mind to write this up last night (re: too much depressing news out of Hamilton) and I've pretty much forgotten the details now but...

HABS WIN. Umberger loses. NYAH.

• Price = win 
• Garon = not win (sorry Mr. Ex-Hammie) 
• no goals for freaking Umberger! 
• *waves frantically to her Hammies* I SEE YOU ALL. 
• I swear I looked over at the TV at one point and thought the Jackets were on the PP.. Upon discovering that they weren't, I freaked out. Wake up Habs!
• Squishy = win! 
• Oh my god... how the hell did MAB have TWO goals? Bloody hell...... At this point we should just make him a forward. 
• Super Star Rule was out in full force... Stupid Nash.... 
• STUPID NASH. What is with all those pretty passes that go to people who put the damn puck into the back of the net?! GO AWAY NASH. 
• Day One of a Latendresse-free team: Max-not-Pac is actually looking alive! Nice goal to seal the deal. 
• Oh look... Poo does speak French..... oh boy.......................... we're never going to hear the end of it...... 
• Hey. Did the Habs seriously just win this game? 
• Best part: No Umberger scoring on the Habs. 
• Better part: I just won a bet with a Blue Jackets fan. NYAH. 

Too bad the real Hammies couldn't win *coughs*.... Although this is what happens when you only have 17 players! RAR!

In other news:

• Itty Bitty got suspended for hitting an Avs player. Why am I having trouble even picturing Itty Bitty hitting someone? What, did he get up on the bench and whack the guy upside the head with a stick? 
• Ouch... Laclaire has a fractured jaw after taking a puck to the face in the Caps/Sens game. Brodeur (no relation to Boring Marty) got called p. Wouldn't it be funny if there was a Brodeur vs Brodeur matchup?
• How come the CRUNCH and the BINGY SENS are involved in the AHL's first outdoor game? Shouldn't the Bears at least be involved?