Shootouts are THE suck

Saturday, March 28, 2009

My brain decided to write this up in random thoughts throughout the game. I'm obviously still sick because they probably don't make that much sense....

First Period
  • Getting chances! That's a new thing!
  • D needs to tighten up though....
  • Pricey looks good! Yay for the Priceberg!
  • What is this....? Goalie overprotection night? Can we please stop hitting each other every time a goalie touches the puck?
  • Habs miss the net....
  • Habs miss the net again...
  • Habs miss again....
  • How many guys do we have in the box now? There appears to be three Habs and three Sabres.... I swear they're hiding candy in there and that's why the guys are hiding in there... I mean... it's like not like they're hiding ferraris in there now that Vinny's gone home....
  • Sabres score... D sucked on that one..... didn't cover the guy who was standing right in front of Pricey....
  • Koivu missed the damn net with less than 20 seconds to go....and it was totally open.....!!!! How could you??????!!!!!!!!!
Enemy watch
  • Pens won in regulation. Moop. Puffle got the game winning one too.....Must stick voodoo doll with pins next time....
  • Scoring paloozza in Toronto! Then again... it's Pogge and Fernandez so the score should be 20-20 really....
  • Devils scored.....
  • Kovalchuk tied it 2-2 with the Sens!
  • Isles up 2-0?! Amazing what happens when you're season is effectively over...
Not too bad so far! Bring on the second period!

After the second period....
  • Uhuh... the defense forgot how to play defense.... 2-0 for Sabres. Price deserves a lot better than this.
  • I'm t0o sick to yell at you guys.... but really PICK IT UP!
  • Seriously... To quote Habswit "what do they serve in the habs dressing room in the first int.? warm mllk? herbal tea? CH chasing again."
  • OH OH! Higgy makes up for all the messups from the first period and scooooooooooooores! 2-1
  • Why is Price the only guy behind the blue line working? WAKE UP DEFENSE!!!!!
  • GOAL! 2-2 Beautiful work by Koivu!!!!
  • Habs awake now!
  • ....I said... Habs awake now.....!!! Get back down the other end.
  • AHAH! Powerplay!
  • nonononono breakaway chance.... Oh good work Markov! No sarcasm for once =) Markov, you are the man! Why can't we just clone you and have a pile of you?
  • OH 5 on 3? Can we score now?
  • OMG KOVY LISTENED! 3-2! Koooovy....! No Sabre defense = Habs goal by Kovy. Makes up for the horrid first goal by the Sabres *nods* Kovy!
  • Hey... where'd the momentum go??? Price is the only one working!
  • HEY!
  • Saved by the bell...
Enemy watch
  • As tweeted by "Brian Burke": "In honor of Earth Hour, the Leafs and Bruins will be turning off our defence and goaltending for 60 minutes tonight." Bruins up 7-4 now and still have one period to go
  • Devils still hanging on 1-0
  • Kovalchuk now up 6-3 on Sens. Go Thrashers!
  • Isles still up 2-0 on Philly. Wait... make that 2-2 now. Flyers decided to score while I was writing this. Poop. Uh.... 3-2 now... Stop freaking scoring, you orange hairballs! Wait... it's 3-3 now? Okay, I'm not watching your score anymore.... *runs away*
  • Dallas holding on to dear life 1-0. Now this is the point where I say "Turco. Please stay in the damn net and you guys should be okay."
So far so good. Next period please...!

  • D is dead....
  • D is still dead
  • D is now deader than a doornail. Plus they obstructed Pricey and let in a goal. 3-3. I'm mad.
  • Pricey is saving their butts out there
  • and he's doing it again
  • and again
  • and again
  • and again
  • oh some offense
  • Price bails out Habs again
  • and again
  • Miller makes a save. Who's Miller again? Haven't see him much this period. Forgot who he is.
  • The Priceberg is there to stop numerous shots in a brilliant fashion
  • two seconds left. Sabres pull Miller. Win faceoff. Priceberg stops the shot. To OT!!!!!
  • Pricey bails out Habs
  • and again
  • and again
  • Get the idea here?
  • 2 rounds of brilliant stopping leads to a.... Sabres victory by one crummy goal..... Poor Priceberg....$%^&* Habs fail to score completely.....
  • I hate shootouts. They suck, suck, suck, suck, suck. Gary Bettman you are SO getting a voodoo tomorrow. I don't care how sick I am. You are getting a voodoo doll tomorrow.
Enemy watch
  • Boston won 7-5 - While the rest of Canada turned out the lights, their good efforts were completely negated when the goal light things kept going off in Toronto. Thanks Toronto.
  • Carolina won 2-1 - Whatever....
  • Philly won in shooutouts - Meh.....Stupid Islanders.... Wait.... Yeah.... Stupid Islanders....Who to do you think you are? The bottom ranked team in the league?! Oh wait. You are the bottom ranked team in the league.... Right.... I hate you anyay.
  • Kovalchuk beat the Sens - thank god for Kovalchuk! If I wasn't so Ovie obsessed I may just find some room to like you too...Actually, I don't even know if it was you who made it 6-3 in the end but whatever... you're like the only Thrasher I can remember on a daily basis. And you're Russian. I like Russian players.
  • Dallas probably going to lose to the Panthers... - #$%^&*.....


Number31 said...

That play-by-play write-up made me laugh but it needs some stick figures! (The Bolts one was hilarious).

Eternal Pessimist said...

Yeah..! I keep forgetting to do those. And when I do remember, I'm in bed half asleep... =p

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