Forget Phaneuf. Forget the fact that they got Giggy.
THE LEAFS GOT RID OF VESA. Our Vesa. Our favorite failtender in conference (aside from Biron). DAMN YOU LEAFS. How could you?! HOW COULD YOU?
I'm actually going to miss Vesa. I won't miss that man purse though. That was creepy. But I'm going to miss Vesa and his faily-ness. I'm going to miss The Society of Habs Fans Who Feel Bad For Vesa. I'm going to miss watching him and simultaneously laughing at him and feeling bad for him when he flubs a perfectly stoppable shot. I'm going to miss my team facing Vesa and knowing that we instantly had the advantage over the Leafs (although, wasn't Vesa in nets for that 3-0 loss to the Leafs? Okay, scratch that last sentence).
Have fun back in California, Vesa. It was great to have you here in all your faily glory. You're still my favorite failtender. Even if you're off failing on the other side of the continent. Sorry Anaheim Koivu and Chipper, but your team just got a lot failier by default.
Byebye Vesa!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
7 comments:
sobs* This is a beautiful homage... *sobs some more*
It's not going to be the same with Giguère. Although if he's really terrible with the Leafs, their failtender now costs them 7 million dollars every year, which is a pretty funny thing to think about. (I actually kind of like Giguère, so I can't really wish him to suck, but yeah, my disdain for the Leafs is more important!)
It's just not going to be the same if Giggy is all faily. It'll be seriously funny if he is faily, but it's not the same thing!! No failtender can compare to Vesa! NOBODY! D:
*sobs*
Seriously, I kinda have a microscopic sized soft spot for Vesa.... I did feel bad for him in Toronto.... He needs to be in a place where there's no media coverage.
Uh, like the KHL?
humm noooo I was just kidding! I hope he somehow manages to get a new contract in the nhl next year (preferably in a team I dislike :P)
Nice place you got here, EP. As I too am a pessimist, I also like what EP stands for, now that I know.
Re: EPisms. I coined Oviraptor/Ovieraptor, if you want to use that ever. From what I can tell on Google, no one else ON THE WHOLE INTERNETS is using it. Gerber means "problem" in Urdu.
As for Toskafail, any time the wind blows and the recycle bin goes skidding down the street, you can listen carefully and hear "Vesaaaa". Anaheim Mighty Fail. I'm sorry Mighty Fail of Anaheim. Oh right, now it's just Anaheim Fail. Uncle Scrooge stars in... DuckFail!
Grrreg - Awwwwww, you are so mean to Vesa....!!!! D:
Shan - HIIIII!!!! Thank you! Ovieraptor sounds great!!
Poor Vesa! D: Mighty Ducks.... what a ridiculous name for a hockey team. And Ducks just sounds worse :D
Nah, it was the Puppy having a heart attack and JoeyMac in that 3-0 lackluster shut out... Sniff... Bye bye man purse.....
Oh yeah..!! Okay, in that case I don't need to hate Vesa :D
Post a Comment