Our home and native land
True, you have talent, but why so many twerps?
With Pronger and Dany, it's enough to cry:
"Can't I just cheer for Koivu?!"
Ick to Staal and Perry,
Oh Canada, at least you choose Toews!
God, save my sanity, I just can't cheer for Sid
Oh Canada, why can't Ovie be a canuck?
Oh Canada, I think I'll cheer for Latvia!
I'm going to get booted out of the country for this, aren't I.........?