The setting: the dressing room in the HSBC arena
The Habs are looking glumly around the room.
Dagger: I can't believe Markov is injured...
Stewie: I know, right? Jeez, that building is like, cursed or something.
Pleky: We're totally doomed....
Martin walks in with a TV.
Martin: Okay, listen up, everyone. Instead of me trying to say something all inspirational and whatever, we're going to watch part of a movie to get you guys all fired up and ready for the game tonight
Martin: Who's ready to face the Sabres?!
Gio: um, I don't get it....
Gomer: I'm not English!
Gorges: Seriously, what was that all about anyway?
Patches: I thought that guy was in Harry Potter....?
Jaro: can I have that in English please?
Martin: *buries head in his hands* Seriously, guys, it means: get out there and fight to the death. We may be without our All-Star defenseman -
Price: And our MVP....
Martin: - and our MVP - but we can still win tonight. And the next game. And the one after that and the one after that! As long as Hal Gill stays in front of the net and doesn't move around too much or handle the puck and Gionta doesn't get his head taken off, we'll be okay!
Martin: We can win!