Is your team on a losing streak? Do they need a big confidence booster? Or maybe you just feel like smashing someone to bits?
Well, I have the answer for you! All you need to do is have your team play the Montreal Canadiens and "poof!" all your problems will be solved.
For the past two years, the Montreal Canadiens have been able to cure slumping teams. Notable starting the Philadelphia Flyers on a five game winning streak, making the Toronto Maple Leafs feel good by completely demolishing their main rivals and giving Team Canada's number one choice for goalie at the 2010 Winter Olympics renewed confidence after a less than desirable start to the season.
Call now at 1-800-069-1993 and book your time for the Habs to play your team. But hurry up, space is limited!
I mean, I guess it could've been worse. It's not like we're the defending champs and got blanked by the Coyotes or something... And no, I don't have a fix for the Habs when they're on a losing streak.