Is your team on a losing streak? Do they need a big confidence booster? Or maybe you just feel like smashing someone to bits?
Well, I have the answer for you! All you need to do is have your team play the Montreal Canadiens and "poof!" all your problems will be solved.
For the past two years, the Montreal Canadiens have been able to cure slumping teams. Notable starting the Philadelphia Flyers on a five game winning streak, making the Toronto Maple Leafs feel good by completely demolishing their main rivals and giving Team Canada's number one choice for goalie at the 2010 Winter Olympics renewed confidence after a less than desirable start to the season.
Call now at 1-800-069-1993 and book your time for the Habs to play your team. But hurry up, space is limited!
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I mean, I guess it could've been worse. It's not like we're the defending champs and got blanked by the Coyotes or something... And no, I don't have a fix for the Habs when they're on a losing streak.
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Sometimes I'm happy I can't watch the west coast games!
I wasn't really expecting them to win last night, because of the way the canucks had started their season. The habs were the perfect victim for the canucks. But I was not really expecting a blowout either...
Now let's hope they show some pride against Edmonton. A win in Edmonton would make this long road trip relatively honorable I think.
Did you stay up for the entire game? Was there ANYTHING positive yesterday?
I walked out with 10 mins to go because at that point I wasn't paying attention and I was falling asleep anyway (and the score was only a mostly-embarrassing 5-1)...
Um, positives...I'm not good with this positive stuff. Um, Andrei scored a goal? That was positive. No, really, it was. I wish he would shoot the damn puck more often because that was a freaking rocket he blasted at Luuu. Other than that... I dunno... it was pretty awful.
Yeah! You managed to find something positive in a 7-1 loss. This "eternal pessimism" thing will soon be history, you're making great progress! :P
Damn... I need to work on that. My image is at stake here! =p
Positive was Andrei scored, Mara collected another assist, and Price punched a hole in the wall :D
Oh yeah. Mara is quietly having a good season start. Nice.
I just heard about Price punching the wall. That IS a positive because it shows the guy actually has some emotions.
And yeah, I keep forgetting about Mara! Okay, so he's doing pretty well so far too.
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