Round 2 calls for... a Staal Bro 1 voodoo doll!

As requested only two hours ago by Dwatson783 on Twitter. I think Staal Bro 3 needs a voodoo doll too =) And a better picture will come later when I'm not supposed to be making dinner.

I know, I know. He'll get ugly eyebrows after and I'll try to make the weird logo that makes no sense...

As promised... Better pictures of Staal Bro 1!

Oh wait... that's another group shot of the Voodoo Dolls of Doom... Here's Staal:

I need a new hobby

Or maybe I just need a life? It's 3 hours until the puck drops at the Bell Center but in the mean time... I just finished Sean Avery the voodoo doll.



Yeah, I know I can't write "Rangers".... the material was evil and the little bottle thingy was evil and my hands were tired....And I know I did it in the wrong colour too... Didn't have any red.... Minor details.... Point is, Avery has a voodoo doll. Bwahahahahahaha..............

Day 5: do we really care if Biron is a sieve or not?

Well, actually, I do, because I predicted that the Flyers would lose in 6 and to lose in 6 they have to win twice. So damnit, Biron, you better stop letting in weak goals today.... But anyway.... The reason why I'm bringing you this useless post is because I've got pictures of Thomas the voodoo doll and more Lucic abuse =)

I found Lucic in the toaster this morning. Apparently my family hates his guts too. I love my family sometimes =)

It`s getting really crowded in that tissue box of doom.... Yes, that`s Thomas with WAY too much hair on (I can't seem to make my voodoo dolls baldish. It just doens't work). You can`t see how fat he is from this picture, but I did my best to make him as realistically chubby as possible. Am I the only one who thinks Crosby looks ticked off that Thomas has his hands in his face? *g*

Oh and yeah... that's me in my new Ovie shirt in front of my Ovie poster... Two things you should know: 1) I'm not as wide as the shirt makes me look. I swear I'm skinnier than Thomas....! and 2) My Price poster is up on my wall too. So I'm not abandoning Pricey for Ovie...*g*

Olééééééééééééééééééé!

So the Habs didn't win tonight but............

The good news is....

1. Milan Lucic the voodoo was abused to no end tonight. He was the main attraction actually so that's nice *g* I should have brought Grabovski.... then again... I had a hard time trying to keep Lucic from being completely shredded (hey, look, I spent three hours of my life working on that guy. The only one who gets to seriously abuse him is ME) so maybe bringing Grabs wouldn't be a good idea...=p
   
2. I liked most of the guys effort tonight. It was a lot better than I thought it would be (pessimist bit, yes?)
3. The Tweeps at the tweetup are great =) (and much to my surprise I wasn't the only person there who made St. Louis look like a giant *G*). So thank you to Kyle, Amanda, Number31, pluc and the everyone else at the other table (sorry I couldn't talk to you. I could barely hear the guys beside me...) for making the night enjoyable.
   

Proof that Lucic the voodoo was abused:

I'm not sure who's idea it was to stick Lucic on top of MY glass but someone did so I figured what the heck...might as well stick him.
This certainly was NOT my idea but made for some great pictures. I think he ended up in someones' beer at one point though, so whoever got that beer will have a taste of Lucic....Oops...


See? More abuse.Yes, I dunked him in a glass of water when the idiot got the assist on an empty net. #$%^ you Lucic... I got the entire table wet. Hehe. And now I'm debating the best way to dry him...

A stick figure drawing of us abusing Lucic... lol =p

The bad news is.....

• Bruins won
• Lucic is still alive (the real guy)
• I don't have an Iphone or a Blackberry which makes me slightly sad because I can't tweet easily when away
• Breezer and Andrei annoy me right now...
• Turtle-Pleky is not alive right now....
• The French fries were NOT worth the $ 6.21. I pretended that they were Lucic and ate most of them though. So it was all good.
  

Who's getting a voodoo doll now:

• Tim "the Marshmellow" Thomas (he was the flailing goalie but now he's a marshmellow. I mean, how the hell are the Habs supposed to score when the goalie is the exact same dimensions as the net? Seriously...That's not fair when you think about it...) I don't care if I spelled "marshmellow" wrong. I butcher the language on a daily basis anyway. "Marshmellow" sounds better.
  
• Chara because... because
• Kessel. Because.
  
• Joe Thornton (yeah, I know, he doesn't play for the Bruins but he's on the stupid TV right now and he's annoying me by the mere fact that he's on the TV)
• PA guy in Boston *g* "Whooo!".....? Who says "Whooo" when their team scores? That's just stupid...

Enemy watch:

• Wings reminded everyone just who the defending champs were tonight. And no, it wasn't Columbus, thank you!
• Chicago and Calgary are going to OT.. oh wait... make that a Hawks win about two seconds into OT
  
• And Ducks and Sharks have done zippo....
  

Oh and... I'm ready for tomorrow's tweetup!

Or rather... Milan Lucic the voodoo doll is ready to make his first public appearance. Sid says he wants to come but I think he'd be better off at home with Grabs and Gary.


Man, he looks really ugly in this photo. He's kinda better looking in person... the voodoo doll, I mean...Eh, I'm not complaining though!

Putting Crosby the Voodoo Doll to good use

Grabs joins the band of merry voodoo dolls

Or something like that.... =D

I'm not sure how Grabs ended up so big though.... I used the same pattern as I did for Gary Bettman so....
Yes, that is MY foot squashing Grabs on MY Habs carpet =D I'm not sure how he ended up with cute Nicklas Backstrom looking hair either.... Very odd....maybe I should turn him into Backie? I've always wanted to make a voodoo that I actually liked....

Of voodoo dolls, barber pole jerseys & Roy's cursing abilities

It's Monday! And that means there's no good NHL hockey on and apparently there's no AHL hockey on either.... HELLO?! Who organizes these stupid schedules?! Reason #345678 to take over the world: You get to arrange the hockey schedule the way you want it. Anyway... No hockey = me rambling about... hockey. Whoopie...

Okay first off.... I missed the Bulldogs playing yesterday because 1) they played in the afternoon and I hate afternoon games and I always overlook them by accident 2) I was also busy making myself a Gary Bettman voodoo doll. Took me the whole darn afternoon to make it too. Pooh. I'm mad because apparently it was a really good game despite their loss to Moosies of Winterpeg. with the loss they poor Baby Habs can't catch said Moosies for first in their division but they could make a run for second. Let's go Hammies! Amid my disappointment, I did learn that the Ultra Baby Habs were playing so I did catch most of the Montreal Juniors gam and am pleased to say that they wrapped up their series against Rouyn-Noranda with a 4-3 win in game 6. Yay! Unfortunately Drummondville is up next and apparently they're one of the top ranked teams... Poop.

But yes.... behold! Bettman gets to join Crosby in the Tissue Box of Doom (yes, I have no life and knitted Crosby a puffle blue scarf. What can I say? I was left all alone in a house filled with wool and knitting needles and despite not knowing how to knitt either I decided to make one). I still cant' sew in a circle so more turnip headed dolls *g* I think he's got too much hair too....


And... if you didn't know already... the Barber Pole Jerseys are coming back on Tuesday! I think they've kind of grown on me in a "wow, they're so ugly they may just be kind of cute" type of way. Unfortunately for Lang though, whenever I see those, I will forever think of him. Dont' ask why. My brain just works that way.



Oh and last thing....

Dear Patrick Roy,

I get that the recent performance of the Devils is due to the fact that you've cursed them because they took your record (yes, "they"). But really.... you're timing sucks, man! The Canadiens need the Devils to beat the Rangers tonight and that can't happen if Avery's gotten into their brains. I think you're little curse-fest on the Canadiens is over now (c'mon... nobody can stay that bitter forever. Especially when everyone seems to love you again) so if you'd be so kind as to uncurse the Devils for tonight's game, that'd be great.

Thanks,

EP

P.S. Please feel free to curse them again after the game.


THIS is the last thing... I will write up something serious one day soon. I just feel that in current mood of things with the Habs, I much prefer to go off into the world of fun insanity.

Habs vs Sabres pre-game rant

Fine, so this is actually a big excuse to post my new stick figure drawing... I couldn't help myself. It's like making fun of Crosby.... It's so easy. I'm bad, I know.... Here's another picture of the Crosby voodoo by the way. He now lives in a tissue box. I should probably make it look like an igloo or something....


Anyway.....

Miller's back and I'm thinking I should have made a Miller voodoo doll instead of a Crosby one. Then again, doesn't seem to matter what goalie is in nets though because we all know that the Habs can lose to anyone at any given time. They can also beat anyone at any given time.

So. Which team shows up?

I really hope it's not the one that came to the Bolts game. If the Bolts had been just a tiny bit more... well, I can't say talented, but organized? then we would have seen a different result. The Habs need to play with a tad bit more intensity (okay, fine, a lot more) for 60 minutes. Not 20. Not 40. Definitely not 50. 60! They also need to not freak out if the Sabres take a lead no matter how the goal goes in. And they need to not let the Sabres get a pile of odd man rushes or breakaways. And not getting kicked around by the Sabres would be nice. Thank you. Forechecking is always appreciated, as is hitting anyone in a Sabres jersey. Shooting at the net is a good idea as supposed to going very wide. Staying out of the penalty box is a must. And not having a sucky powerplay would be nice. And not obstructing your own goalie is an absolute must (Komisaurus I'm looking at you!). And of course, a win in any capacity would make this sick fan happy.

What else needs to happen tonight to make me happy

• Pens lose... then again, a Habs victory and a Rags loss in regulation could get the Habs out of 8th because they've played less games...Hmm....Fine. Habs victory and a Rags loss in regulation
  
• Can't decide between a Bruins loss and a Leafs loss.... maybe they could both lose?
• Hurricanes and Devils.... Couldn't care less. Both goalies must be stopped.
• It'd be cool if the Isles beat the Flyers after blanking the Wings...The Flyers had their chance to be the cool people by beating the Panthers and they blew it
• I'd love it if Kovalchuk and co beat the Sens because well.... I just do....
  
• And Dallas MUST beat the Panthers but I'm not really seeing that happen....
  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I've been dying to have a Crosby voodoo doll and so I finally decided to make one. Keep in mind that I don't know hot to use a sewing machine very well. I just got one and as sad at this may sound, this is actually the first thing that I've sewn with it. Yeah, one day when I'm totally amazing at this sewing thing I'll look back and go "Omg... I can't believe the first thing I ever made with this machine was a Crosby voodoo doll." Anyway..A few things you should know first

1. Doll patterns don't come with big butts. Just saying for those of you on Twitter who commented that the voodoo needed to have a big butt in order to be realistic.
2. Yes those pants are custom made (there seems to be a joke running around that the real Crosby needs to get his pants custom made...)
   
3. I've always wanted to say that I knocked the stuffing out of Crosby. Now I can say I've done it because I had to take his brains out so I could put his eyes in....
   
4. His head is so big I had to stick a pin it in to keep it from rolling off. The voodoo doll, I mean.
5. Speaking of his head... He has Pavel Datsyuk turnip head because I can't sew in a circle. He was supposed to ears too but my lack of sewing skills got in the way of that.
   
6. Yes, I know the real Crosby keeps his hair a lot.... neater.... My glue-gun stopped working half way through so he's left with messy hair.
   
7. No, the voodoo thing doesn't have a mouth. I couldn't make one big enough to be realistic....
   
8. I know I copped out and used pen to decorate the shirt. If it's any consolation, the pen died on me too....
9. Yes, that is MY Habs pillow that I forced someone to make for me. I did do the logo by hand which was when I swore that I'd buy a machine
10. I have an insane desire to make one of Scott Hartnell now....It's the hair I think.....Then again, someone mentioned something about Briere..... I dunno if I could sew something that small though *g* If I ever get good a this, I am SO making a little Ovie plushie.... I'll practice on the Flyers for now though =) (does making Flyers voodoo dolls count as being mean to them or do I have to wait until the playoffs start before I make them??)