I'm moving!

I'm moving over to Wordpress finally. I've been threatening to do this forever and ever and ever and finally I've done it!

I'm still in the process of turning my new place into the awesome place that this is but yeah... please head over HERE. I guess if you want to enjoy the SILENCE that is me not squealing over epic Olympic hockey stuffs then you can stay put.... but yeah. Squealing to commence shortly over at my new place =)

GOLD!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

WAY TO GO LADIES. YOU ROCK MY SOCKS (which I'm not actually exactly wearing) OFF. WOW.

AND CAN I SAY OMG MARIE-PHILIP POULIN IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER THAN ME? o____O

AND SZABADOS IS LIKE FREAKING AWESOME.

And I want to hire Hayley Wickenheiser to be the Habs inspirational coach or somethin.... I WANT HAYLEY =(

Thank you USA!. You played a great game, you have a great team and a great bunch of women.

And whoohoo Finland! Great win over Sweden (you totally broke their poor hearts too D: ). I can't wait until Finland and Sweden get better in the near future. Finland wants to win gold in Russia!

Sappy note of the hour: the very first hockey game I watched was the women's final in 2002 in Salt Lake City =)

HALAK IT!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLOVAKIA BEAT SWEDEN! THAT MEANS JARO (and I guess Chara....and Gaborik....and Hossa....) WINS! EEEEEEE! JARO. 

WOW. 

I hate you Canada though.... You smack down my second favorite player in a seriously embarrassing fashion and now you're going to try to smack my favorite goalie - my favorite player too - around?!?! BAH. 

I don't approve. I don't approve at all. Not. One. Bit. 

This was supposed to be a Hammies vs Marlies post!

My Hammies/Marlies post turned into a total cluster..........uh..... something.......... yeah..... uh it just turned into a real mess. "Enjoy" trying to read it.

Pre-game stuffs for the Hammies

• Don't know how long I'll be able to focus on this game what with that other annoying game going on TV (someone insisted on putting it on so yeah....)
• Is this going to be the last game on this Oldies station? Because the music on this station really, really, really stinks. And it's not old. I listen to OLD music. Like 16th century music. That's old. This stuff on this station? It's just yucky. 
• Replays of Hammies goals from Sunday for the win! Wow. We were pretty loud on Sunday after all.
• Butbutbutbutbut Teddy you can't break Jaro's shutout record with the Hammies...... I mean you can, and you probably will (and you should!) butbutbutbut it's JARO's record =( 
• Awwww Guy, you're so mean. You wouldn't let the Hammies go shopping when they arrived in Montreal? Actually, I found that whole phrase hilarious because now I have a mental image of Hammies walking around with fifty huge shopping bags each (while trying not to get run over by cars). Hehe. Oh for crying out loud, he didn't even go see his family before the game? Sheeesh..... o_O 
• hey... are we missing Al here?

Okay.... First period aka when it all goes down hill.....

• GO CANADA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OVIE CAN WIN THE STUPID STANLEY CUP INSTEAD. 
• Wait... Hammies. Yes. Hammies. GO SQUASH THOSE MARLIES. 
• I"m sorry..I can't focus on this game. I want to. But stupid Getzlaf just scored on Nabby. The DUCKS OWN YOUR SOUL NABBY. 
• FOCUS HAMMIES. FOCUS. FOCUS. DON'T GO OFF TALKING TO YOUR RELATIVES AND SHOPPING AND SCREAMING AT STUPID NABBY. Oh wait. I'm the one yelling at Nabby. 
• Poop, Reimer can start being awful any time soon.... FAIL REIMER FAIL.  
• I can't focus on anything. I don't know what's going on in any game right now....
• COME ON HAMMEIS. 
• OMG BOYLE. You won't be talking to Nabby when you get back to San Jose!!!! 
• OMG NASH YOU OWE CAPTAIN PEACHY FOR THAT NICE PASS. 3-0 CANADA. 
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhdkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjahdakjdh random Russian guy scores. 3-1. 
• WAKE UP CANADA. WAKE UP HAMMIES. AND WAKE UP VOLTIGEURS BECAUSE YOU ARE TIED WITH THE ROCKET?!!!!!!! 
• I can't handle this. Too. Much. Excitement. WAY. TOO. MUCH. 
• Morrow! I didn't even know you existed! 4-1!

Can. Not. Handle. All. This. Hockey. RAAAAAAAAAAAAR. Let's please all settle down for the second period, okay?! And watch out for OVIE. 

SECOND PERIOD

• WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Patches scoooooooooooooooores! 1-0!
• TWERPY PERRY. THE DUCKS OWN YOUR SOUL NABBY. And Markov.. you messed up on that. Boo. 
• Hammies are on the PP now. I said. Hammies are on the PP now. 
• OKAY. This Canada/Russia game is a freaking All Star Game. There is zero defense and a thousand goals. And Puffy and Ovie have been useless. This is boring. 
• Boooo! Marlies tie it up. Hammies need to have Twerpy on their team. He just scored again. It;s like... 7-2 for Canada right now. 
• Sanford is NOT behaving like Nabby tonight. YAY! 
• RRRRRRRRRRRRYAN WHITE! Or someone! 2-1!!! YEAH. GO HAMMIES GO!
• Nooo White is going to the box. Poop. 
• Quote of the night from Twitter:  If you had heard a Sharks player would absolutely choke tonight, who would have guessed it'd be Nabokov? 

Second period intermission thing

• and breath out.... 
• Oh hi Dany Masse! 
• I think Dany is getting used to talking to Flandersdude instead of playing. I like him though. He's turning into the new Steve Gainey! 
• Oh yeah, he was a Voltigeur last year (another one who got injured in that final against Shawinigan. Sheesh, did Shawinigan try to literally kill the Voltigeurs to beat them?). Hey, feel like yelling at your ex-team to get them to beat the Rocket already?

Third period... 

• oh yeah.. stuff has been happening.... um Hammies going to the PP as are Canada because Russia can't count. 
• Hey, David... that should have been a goal, yes? Poop on you Reimer! 
• Haaaammmmiiiiiiiies! Come on! We need another goal! 
• WHAH. WHAH. Benoit just bailed out Sanford BIG TIME. 
• WHAAAAAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................... Hamilton - the player - gets a penalty shot?!! SANFORD YOU BETTER STOP THIS. 
• Whooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! He stops Hamilton!!!! 
• Canada wins! And I hate Boyle and Pronger (you jerk, back off Markov!). I want my world to go back to normal so I can cheer on Ovie and the Caps! Ovie and the Caps will win a Stanley Cup sooner rather than later. 
• MAXWEL SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES! 3-1!!!!!!!!!!! YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. GAME OVER. 
• And nobody needs to get mad! Not that anybody was going to get mad. It's not Saturday. Guy only gets super mad on Saturdays. 
• Voltigeurs WIN too! 3-1!!!

Final notes:

• Russia stunk. That's a fact. I was hoping for a lot more from Russia. Ovie needs to be super mad and come back to the NHL and beat everyone. 
• Hammies beating the Marlies is always lovely. Marlies not playing all truculent is great too. I like that. 
• Voltigeurs are on an 8 game winning streak. 
• I survived tonight!

There. Is. No. Canada/Russia. Quarterfinal.

If you keep saying that over and over and over again then it won't happen.

There is no Canada/Russia quarterfinal. There is no Canada/Russia quarterfinal..... there is no...

BAH. Stupid Olympics. Stupid Hiller for sending the Canada/Switzerland game to a shootout. Stupid Brodeur and Co for eating all the pies and cupcakes in Vancouver before the Canada/USA game. Stupid Jaro for beating the Russians in a shootout.

RAR. There is no Canada/Russia quarterfinal...There will be no picking between Puffy and Ovie. There will be no worries about having to hope that Chris "I'm going to elbow you to death" Pronger will have a better game than Andrei "he's the Habs freaking MVP" Markov. We are not going to cheer for Dany Heatley or Jumbo Joe over Alexander Semin.

RAR. At least I still hate Eggplant. And Nabby's mean to Pickles so maybe Twerpy Perry should just go ahead kick him again.

UGH. Crysob the Puffy Blue Penguin vs Ovie. This wasn't supposed to happen in the quarterfreakingfinals! UGH.

THERE IS NO FREAKING CANADA/RUSSIA QUARTERFINAL. I HATE YOU OLYMPICS.

.....

Hammies vs Marlies at 7:30. Should be another bloodbath. Can we borrow Pricey so he can whack JoeyMac upside the head?

Goalie abuse....!

So the Juniors beat the MAINiacs 9-7 tonight..... Not a pretty night for the goalies - to say the least... It was pure goalie abuse. Berube has a history of stinking against Lewiston and he continued to prove that he doesn't like Lewiston by being stinky to the point where he was pulled before we even reached the midway point of the first period. So if Berube gets pulled... who do they put in? Poor Baby Marcoux! The poor BabyBenchWarmer has hardly played all season. He just gets to well, warm the bench..... I guess 4 goals on 26 shots is better than 3 goals on 4 shots (which is what Berube gave up). At least Berube got pulled. Lemay was stuck in nets for 8 goals (one was an empty netter). That was just.... not nice.... Poor guy.

ANYWAY........

I really couldn't follow the stupid game very easily. I was stuck with the MAINEiacs guys and they kept messing up EVERYONE's names...I was almost thankful that Berube got pulled because they kept calling him "BearoooBEE".  Seriously. Bearoobee. I had no idea who my own players were anymore. That plus the fact that Lewiston does not seem to have a goal horn and the fact that the MAINEiacs guys reacted the same way to all 16 goals made it super hard to tell who scored..... Bearoobee...... seriously......

But in summary it was like:

First period: Lewiston scores just 44 seconds in..... Provost scores! Tied game! Lewiston scores. Lewiston scores again and Bearoobee is pulled for the BabyBenchWarmer....... Thorne scores! The play by play guys forgot to mention this.... that or I totally missed it because every goal sounds the same with these guys.

Second period: Lewiston scores...... Brenton scores!. Lewiston scores. Poopy. David Rose scores!!! Chouinard scores!!!!

Third period: Chouinard scores! We're leading! Lewiston scores....Tied.... Chouinard scores! Hat trick! We're leading again! Chouinard scores again. And again?!!!!!!!! Lewiston scores. Somehow I missed this goal entirely.

Did I get all the goals in there? There were like, only 16 of them in all.... Chouinard had FIVE goals in case you lost count....

....

Yeah, wasn't really going to write this up but it was just too hilarious to write all the goals..... =p

Mission Accomplished

Okay so I kinda overheard my dad talking about hockey on the phone to someone. This in and of itself is a big deal because my dad is really not a hockey guy. He's only been watching it since I've been dragging him off to games. Anyway, I couldn't help but overhear him talking about the Q and how much he liked it and he even got all his facts about it right.

I'm so happy!

My total non-hockey father has finally voluntarily started talking about hockey to other (non-hockey) people.

All my lecturing has finally paid off! YAY!

Now if he can stop bringing up the WHA every time I mention the WHL, we'd be all set :D

Ovie doesn't need to score goals....

....he just needs to SMASH Jagr....



...and let a2 and Eggplant do the rest of the work. Easy.